It's only a flesh wound!

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:59, 1 reply)

Classic.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:00, closed)

Along similar lines
The athlete Richard Whitehead who won a gold in the Paralympics has a similar outlook. As a child he played football with his mates a lot and would frequently volunteer to go in goal and use his prosthetic legs as goalposts.
(Barnetboy, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 17:33, closed)

I would have done that,
if I'd had prosthetic legs.
I would have done that,
if I'd had any mates.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 4:25, closed)