What is the point of unsmoked bacon?
If you don't like cured meat, don't by bacon.
As for streaky, I like to look down on the Yankees for believing that it is a suitable breakfast food.
Honestly, I hope you did shove it up your arse, but you probably lubed it with ketchup, instead of brown sauce, thus avoiding any spicy stinging sensations. You utter fucking pussy. I lack the words to describe how you sicken me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 21:18, 1 reply)

Bacon is fatback or pork belly cured with salt.
That's what bacon is. That lean fake-smokey shit is the bacon equivalent of primula cheese. It's bacon for people who don't like the taste of bacon or are scared of fat.

Women and cunts. Or women with cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 21:23, closed)

Less of the crass misogyny, sunshine.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 21:29, closed)

Fuck off, lezzer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 21:30, closed)

Smoked bacon that's actually been smoked, not just injected with liquid smoke,
and has a rind (the eating of which is optional, but it's reassuring to see that my children will nick that which my mother-in-law trims off hers). Actual steaky bacon is for cooking with, but not eating for itself.

Oh look, everyone, the internet is arguing about bacon. If anyone wants me, I'll be perusing geocities.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 21:55, closed)

Muslim.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:19, closed)

Excellent comeback.
Allahu akbar.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:49, closed)