'My wife knows about you' has got to be the worst Internet Threat I've ever seen.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:01, 3 replies)

ringo's wife
has been looking at you, through one of your many, many windows, judging you with her eyes.
Can't you feel her eyes? Always there, eternally vigilant, and endless in their capacity to judge you.
She's probably doing it, right now, and finding you wanting, as usual.
Have you no shame, AB?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, closed)

She can want me all she likes, I'm not about to cheat on my wife, unlike some in her life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:52, closed)

Ah, the great extrapolator.
Taking something that has been said and making it into something that hasn't been.
At no point in my previous post did I say or suggest that 'My wife knows about you'. Your ability to take black and white and turn it (by literally changing the text) into what you perceive is interesting.
Again - I have never been unfaithful to my wife.
How's the morgue looking Dr.?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)

Told you you shouldn't have included a photo on your OKcupid profile.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:35, closed)

His wife knows about a lot of people. A lot of people.
A lot.

Essentially what I'm doing here is repeating the phrase "a lot" to give the impression that his wife has sex with a lot of people. I don't know if it's true. It seems pretty likely though. Women have needs and it seems pretty incredible that this dullwit would be able to fulfil any of them. This is probably long enough now. Is this the one that whimpers about your wife being fat? Or am I thinking of the one who calls himself 'Happy' to highlight the fact that he's miserable?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:53, closed)

This is the semi-literate Aussie who grassed me up to my boss for being silly on the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:09, closed)

Hahaha.
I thought that was the merkin who sounds like Legless but doesn't say Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:17, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:17, closed)

They all blend into one after a while Shambles.
It's like they're making me racist.
An internet tragedies racist.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:05, closed)