
When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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( , Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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i wind my mate up with random conversation endings when people walk past in the pub
"so I did up my pants, paid the panda and left"
"so i said 'hell no vicar, THAT'S my penis'"
( , Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)
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