Reading "Wet-chinned bag shanker" (get a shorter name) story reminds me of my radio.
It was the same thing, spinning the dial one day, and I found out I could hack into the cordless phone line. Was very useful for keeping up to date with what was going on in the house (as no one tells me anything)

Anyway, this story happened many years ago. My sister was on the phone to her friend. (Who were both about 14 at the time.) Whenever her friend came around her, she'd always try to be flirty with me. Usually I'd play along, and had been giving it a bit of thought about trying to do ask her out (I'm was 15 at the time.) But this phone call changed my mind about her for good. This is what I heard (Names changed.)

Dantina (My sis): Heya Young Slut (her friend), how's you?
Young Slut: I'm in trouble. I need, like, serious help.
Dantina: Why, what's up?
Young Slut: I'm pregnant again. Need to get it an aborted before mummy and daddy find out.
Me: WTF....wait....did she just say again!!

Turned out, young slut had been pregnant half a year before that but mummy and daddy found out, made her abort it, and threaten that if she'd do it again. She'd be kicked out. This one was with another fella as well, from what I overheard (and from various conversations, she seemed to be the town bicycle).

I lost a lot of interest in Young Slut then, and stopped flirting with her whenever she came around. Also her and my sis are no longer friends, but that is another QOTW.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:57, 5 replies)

I certainly agree that
someone had a narrow escape there.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:09, closed)

You put that
more subtley than I was inclined to.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:16, closed)

Thanks!
:)
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:52, closed)

And you'm am 16 now, right?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:40, closed)

So she had sex and dared to make a sensible decision based on her own personal circumstances?
OH THE HORROR, MAKE HER WEAR SCARLET LIKE THE WHORE SHE IS AND SEND HER TO A NUNNERY.

You fucking idiot.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:44, closed)