Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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My mother the typistMy sister asked Mom to type a recipe for her because she (Sis) was busy doing something else.
Sis: "It's a short recipe and it won't take you long."
Mom: "I would, but I have to leave in just a few minutes."
Sis: "Okay,I guess I'll have time to type it myself"
Mom: "Besides, I'm a hunt-'n'-pecker."
I left, cackling to myself, knowing full well that I could trick Mom into using that expression in front of people who would roar out loud.
I did--she did--and they did--loud and long :)
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LS18, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 6:46,
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