Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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The gameThis is my first pearoast be gentle.
*Me and my friends used to play this game basically you walk down the street having as normal a conversation as you can and as someone walks past you say something suggestive but as long as its relevant to the conversation at the time.
For example:
Me:Today sucked
Friend:why ?
Me:Well i had this really stupid idea to put a pen
(someone walks past)
in my mouth and then i sucked on it really hard.
Give it a go see if you can put in such classics as
"And i swear to god that's the last time i put my fist in hole it doesn't belong"
and
"It was 12 inches long as went down a treat with my gooey yoghurt" *
(, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 3:46, Reply)
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