Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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SaltyWalking home one night through Bethnal Green, I passed two guys chatting. I was just in time to hear one of them utter the immortal line
"I really love the taste of semen."
Actually maybe it was 'seamen'. Either way, I don't think he was taking any girls home to meet mum.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:45, 2 replies)
Oooh sailor!(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:45, closed)
erIt wasn't me, was it?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:17, closed)
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