Have you ever paid for sex?Well, have you? BTW: No more, "No I haven't" and "You sad bastard" comments please. Let the people with stories to tell, tell their stories. Cheers.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 12:23)
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Not me, and not really funny.One of my brother's friends who was a strict Christian was going out with a girl who was also a strict Christian. Strict to the point of 'No sex before marriage'. Anyway, said Christian bloke is getting a bit frustrated with all this, and one day gets the urge to find himself a prostitute. He's only 16, by the way, if I haven't mentioned that.
So he finds himself a nice prostitude and does his virginal deed. Apparently he was physically sick afterwards, so perhaps sex just isn't his bag.
Anyway, he's filled with guilt and remorse. He considers telling his girlfriend, but he knows that everything will be over. So he does the most stupid thing ever - he decides to tell his girlfriend's parents. Strict Christian parents at that.
You'd have thought that they'd have been mad with rage. But no. They told their daughter about it and between them they resolved the issues. Fucking Christian forgiveness. If I so much as look at another girl I'm in the dog-house for a week, yet this girl gets to sleep with whores and still keep his biatch. No justice.*
*unless he got AIDS.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 13:37, Reply)
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