i haven't
but i have been asked if i was looking before. one of the most odd was when living in glasgow. it was a lovely sunny day, a sunday, so i thought i'd pop down to glasgow green with a big carton of ribena, some strawberries, a book and my minidisc player. found a nice seat, put my headphones in and got stuck into my book. felt a shadow looming over me as i was drifting off to sleep. before me stood an absolute horror of a woman, who was saying something. took headphones out to get the 'ya looking for business?'. i was gobsmacked, i just wanted to say, 'DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM LOOKING FOR BUSINESS! Im a 24 year old bloke, I am reading with headphones in on a sunny day at 12 clock in a park while drifting to sleep, IS THAT A SIGN THAT IM ON THE PROWL FOR A VILE CRACK-ADDLED EAST END WHORE?' but could only manange a meek 'err, no' while putting my headphones back in and praying she went away.
(hazey, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 13:47, Reply)