Boy! Boy For Sale!
I and another friend of mine were walking home from school one day, I won't spare his blushes, we were 16 at the time. In a slight lull in conversation he suddenly said, matter of factly, "You know in a couple of years I reckon I'm going to become a rent boy."

"What???" I naturally burst out.

"Well it'd be great!" He replied. "Think about it. Getting paid all day just to fuck women!"

Looking back on it I could have pointed out his fatal error pretty easily. I thought it much more fun, however, to not only agree that it was a great idea but to tell him he didn't really have to wait for two years, he could start right now!

In my heart I'd like to think that he went straight home and told his parents about his newfound career direction.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 9:01, Reply)