I have been offered money for it!
A few years back I was walking through the town centre with a friend when a small grey haired old women approached me, took me by the arm and asked in a shaky voice if I wanted to come back to hers! I was so shocked I just stood and stared having never been propositioned by an old aged pensioner before. With her other hand she reached into her purse and produced a handful of 50p coins “I’ve got loads of mooonnneeeeyyyyy” she said!

I started to say something like “look… I’m not that kind of…” but broke off when 3 security guards approached her, prised her elderly hand off my arm and said “Now come on you have been told about this!” She made sounds of disappointment then allowed herself to be led away.

My friend and I exchanged glances feeling pretty freaked out by the experience. “Poor women” I said watching the backs of the guards as they led her away and no sooner had I finished speaking the old women struggled and TURNED to face us! She pointed… and laughed…. and laughed and laughed, all the time the guards and staying things like “Come on now, there’s a nice lady, leave the lands alone!”

I had a mild stroke!
(Minty Hit, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 9:52, Reply)