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chthonic, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 12:23)
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Accidental prostituteI remember going on a date with a student nurse and, after a few drinks, we ended up back at her place.
We decided to order a pizza and I thought I'd be a gentleman and pay once it arrived (classy eh?)
When the pizza was eventually delivered I was in the bathroom so she answered the door and payed the man.
We shared the romantic candle-lit pizza, listened to some soft music and retired to the bedroom.
The next morning I awoke and realised I was late for work so, while she slept on, I grabbed my clothes and made a dash for the train. Suddenly I remembered - pizza! - I ought to leave some money for it. I decided to leave a note alongside the cost of the previous evening's meal.
It was only after I shut her front door I realised that the first thing the poor woman would see when she woke up was £10 on her table with a note saying "Thanks. Tasted lovely."
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:31, Reply)
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