I will make you an offer you can't refuse...
Several years back, while on a booze-fuelled trip to Benedorm (disgusting place) my friend and I were sort of between bars - looking for the next one, that is - when a man seemed somehow to sense our thirst, approached us and promised us a place with lots of cheap alcohol and beautiful girls. This didn't sound too bad so we went along. On entering said place, we realised that the guy probably hadn't been perfectly impartial as the drinks were ridiculously expensive and the ladies seemed rather... businesslike, to say the least. It slowly dawned on us that we had unwittingly wandered into one of the most notorious brothels in Benidorm. Obviously we were immediately beset by ladies of the night offering their services. Neither of us was in any condition for the goods being offered (besides, most of them seemed to have passed their "consume by" - date) so we decided to bugger off. The only problem was that they seemed to view this as haggling. So they followed us out the door, trying to cut us a deal.

The most persistent one was a middle aged, black lady, rather overweight, who finally grabbed my mates' arm and uttered the immortal words:

"Hey! You - me - your friend ... 5000 pesetas!" (~£20)

I sometimes wonder what would have happened if we had accepted...
(angurgapi So now I'm a mathematician. Now what?, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:51, Reply)