Have you ever paid for sex?Well, have you? BTW: No more, "No I haven't" and "You sad bastard" comments please. Let the people with stories to tell, tell their stories. Cheers.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 12:23)
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Almost paid with his life...A friend of mine a while back got chatting to some whores outside a club in Spain. He wasnt interested and was just making polite conversation when he noticed one of the fuckers trying to nick his wallet out his back pocket.
Naturally he pushed her away and asked her what she was doing, to which she replied,
"Touching your bum, smelly dick."
The rest of the pack thought this was hilarious and fell about laughing. My mate, not one to be out done came up with the most witty retort he could muster,
"Fuck off you ugly c**ts"
The laughing immediately stopped.
Short of kicking their mothers in the face, this was apparently the biggest cultural faux pas in Spain at the time and they flew at him. Obviously not one for having his eyes scratched out by malevolent hookers, he ran, like the sissy he is.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 14:58, Reply)
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