at a stag weekend in Barcelona..
wow, i was absolutely steaming when I arrived in Barca at midnight with 3 mates...as soon as I stepped out the taxi with my suitcase a hooker asks "would you like your cock sucked for 20 euro"

i let her know that I had just stepped out a taxi and was going to get changed...but i would probably be back...

went back out...every ten steps along Las Ramblas I was propositioned....was going back to our apartment at around 4 in the morning please that I hadn't given in to temptation...just as I turn off Las Ramblas...there she is, the first one...and the price was down to 15 euro's....GET IN

it triggered the next 4 days of com,plete debauchery...i remember one night being sucked off down an alley by another one....then noticed some grubby spaniard watching....i went limp instantly and the ho looks up and says "what is wrong?" I pointed over to the grubby spaniard, she gets up off her knees and starts laying into him....causing so much of a scene that people come to start investigating...me, pulling my trousers up...then madam comes and links arms with me, like she's friggin royalty...

ahhh great weekend.
(Soulisdead, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 17:27, Reply)