Panic BuyingIt's the last shopping day before the whole country shuts down for christmas. You've been looking all over for something, anything, to buy your favourite person. Something that says you care, that makes them see you in a new light.
Well, something that won't make them punch you would do. My brother-in-law once bought his wife a bin for her birthday - it was a very nice bin, but boy was he in the crud for days.
What have you bought in sheer panic and desperation? Go on, you know you do it every year.
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chthonic, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:10)
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i bought £89 worth of naff gifts from a petrol station.hardly anything had a proper bar code so the sole attendant had to punch and then re-punch everything in by hand whilst the queue grew to about ten people behind me all huffing and puffing.
i turned to give them an exasperated look only to find the biggest skinhead in the world behind me (complete with tats)
and what did i get in return? a solitary cup with some hot chocolate powder and three chocolates to boot.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 18:43, Reply)
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