Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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At a posh weddingsomeone asked if I was with the string quartet. I, of course, said yes, despite being nothing more than a rather unaccomplished woodwind player
As the woman showed me towards where they (I) were to play, I decided this charade could not keep up much longer.
I suppose this would have been a better story if I'd carried on with the fiction. I will bear you guys in mind next time it happens
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:14,
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