Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I lied about having A levels to my old bossThen after a few months they decided that it would be best if I went to uni to study and better myself and all that rubbish.
So naturally I didn't get a placement so I did what every other 18 year old fearful of losing their job would do.
I lied and said my course ran every Monday for 3 years. I had to quit once 2 of the years were up because I was making no headway in life and just mooching about can't last forever, although I do regret not milking it for another year or so.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)
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