Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Yeah, like, I'm the son of God, yeah, see.
No, its true, in 2000 years time people will still be, like, going to war over exactly which interpretation of which translation of which non contemporaneous alleged description of my life and teachings is the one true faith.
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)
No, its true, in 2000 years time people will still be, like, going to war over exactly which interpretation of which translation of which non contemporaneous alleged description of my life and teachings is the one true faith.
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)
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