Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I lied to Mr Sp@m and told him me and my mates had an extra ticket for a rugby game if wanted it
When in fact I didn't have any tickets or any friends.
My lie led to a wedding, two children, a mortgage, a cat, two fish and a nicotine habit.
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, 1 reply)
When in fact I didn't have any tickets or any friends.
My lie led to a wedding, two children, a mortgage, a cat, two fish and a nicotine habit.
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, 1 reply)
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