Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Speaking KlingonAt my new school at the age of 13, I jokingly admitted to speaking Klingon just to appear 'cool'.
Little did i know that almost every dinner time for about half a year or so, i would be cornered by groups of kids and the occasional teacher all prodding me to speak certain words in Klingon.
Luckily i just made words and noises up and got away with it...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:28, 1 reply)
Oh, Mr Lizard.There's just no hope for a teenager that considers being enough of a trekkie to speak Klingon cool.
Have you since recovered your senses?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:43, closed)
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