Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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My brother went home from a friends partywith one of his trainers on and one of her trainers on. He's a size 8, she's a size 6. He robbed their bike to get home on too.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:15,
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