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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Working in central Mordor as I do
This behaviour is sometimes the only way I'm able to get over the misery of my pathetic existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:46, 1 reply)
Central ...Mordor?
I don't understand.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:48, closed)
Landan, innit.
Fram vat vere Lord Of The Rings innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:19, closed)

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