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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I think you'll find,
In the beginning was the word...

Heretic
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:59, 2 replies)
in fact
in the beginning was either the intake of breath or the clearing of the throat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:11, closed)
So your god needs to breath to speak?

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:24, closed)
Or the egg.
Distinctly rubbery...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:47, closed)
Wasn't a word at all.
In the beginning was a loud farting noise.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:58, closed)
as witnessed
by his room-mate "Chugs"?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:33, closed)

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