Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Mumsthey KNOW.
My big (soft) lad came home with a badly-shaved head one day, aged about 15. He and his mates had decided to go for teh t'hug life look, Blood!*
He was half cock-a-hoop, half afraid of what I was going to say.
I just found a couple of Bics and gave his head a proper wet-shave in the sink. I think he was less suprised at not getting a rowlocking than at my joke that his head looked 'like a stripper's twat', having never heard me swear before!
His mates copped it, but I thought it was a laugh. Happy days.
*mediocre attempt at ghetto slang
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