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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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It may be impossible to determine the existence of a supreme being, true
but if it does exist, bollocks is it the god of the Bible.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:55, 1 reply)
+1

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:17, closed)
Agreed.
Still, there is much wisdom in the Gospels and the teachings of Christ. And alas much vindictive bollocks in the likes of Lamentations and Leviticus.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:55, closed)

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