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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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not when i'm pissed i can't
and sitting crosslegged on the bed, naked, screaming "you couldn't get it up with a concrete injection!" didn't help matters.
i'm a horrible bitch sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:00, 1 reply)
He was only a virgin.
He should have been grateful you even gave him the time of day.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:19, closed)
it was one of those
"my best mate's going out with your best mate" things, we kind of got thrown together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:21, closed)

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