Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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How not to blag entry to a nightclubOne of my best mates regaled us with a pearler from his early twenties. He was trying to get in to a night club with his brother. It was full: one in, one out.
They attempted a sob story: Given that they didn't look that similar, they tried the angle that one was a cousin of the other, over from Germany, and wanted to experience a proper night club in a big city in the UK.
The bouncer took one look at the "cousin", and said: "Speak German does he?". Straight as a flash came the answer.
"Ja, Sheperd's Pie!".
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:33,
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