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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Fair enough, heh heh.
Also

"Ouch! Argh! I can't have sex with you right now! Ouch!"
"Aaaw, why not?"
"Because mine are tore!"
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:37, Reply)

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