Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Weused to make up silly jobs names.
"What do you do?"
"I'm and underwater wood welder"
"High altitude tree surgeon" etc
If the girl fell for it then then you were quids in.
When I was up in Catterick, The Black Watch had a lifetime ban from every pub in Richmond :)
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