Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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ScarI have an operation scar on the front of my neck which isn't really visible unless I get a tan (infrequent in the UK but still possible).
I have been asked about it by various people and my favourite line is "I have a rare condition which causes catatonia, good job I woke up otherwise they'd have finished the post-mortem"!
Some people take longer than others to catch on
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, 1 reply)
Thats really cool.I have an operation scar down the side of my face -
I tell folk that I got it in a knife fight in a
whorehouse in Reno.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:59, closed)
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