Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Being ThereThe lovely Peter Sellers film, incorporates a scene where our hero, Chauncey is chatted up by an excitable gay bloke at some power-brokers' get-together in a hotel. Chauncey's response to the saucy fellow's suggestive line of questioning about 'what he likes', is an innocent, "I like to watch." Chauncey's dual passions being gardening and watching television. Fortunately Chauncey is rescued before the misunderstanding mushrooms.
At university I wanted to give myself an air of bohemian mystery and seriously considered proclaiming myself bisexual. Now that was a porkie that really could have caught up with me, given that I was as straight as a randy 19-year-old can reasonably expect to be. So instead I let it be known that I liked to watch. After a boozy evening out a mate and his girlfriend surprised me by asking me to bear witness to their shagging - an offer I could hardly now reject. Turns out I didn't like to watch after all. Poor Happybara.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:53, 4 replies)
that excitable gay bloke in Being Therewas Shirley MacLaine, actress ... which suggests that you might be more confused about the whole sexuality thing than you think ...
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I have never seen itbut was MacLaine playing a guy??
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:12, closed)
Shirley did indeed come on to him butthere was definitely an excitable gay in there, too...
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