b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Lies that got out of control » Post 826441 | Search
This is a question Lies that got out of control

Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Pages: Popular, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Ssshh...
The lions will come and take Mummy away if you tell anyone about our special secret.

Sorry, sorry, sorry!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:59, 6 replies)
My special uncle used to tell me that

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:03, closed)
Your uncle sounds
like a very kind and special man. Did you ever play that game where you sat on his lap and he pretended to be a train?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:20, closed)
I'm fairly sure he was being ironic
as he is in actual fact, the uncle himself
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:26, closed)
and a great uncle
in both senses
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:42, closed)
A proud upstanding member
...of the community no doubt.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:49, closed)
Train game? Mine played "Up Periscope"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:03, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1