Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Don't put yourself down...Revel in your powers of deception! As Homer S. says, "It takes two to lie. One to tell the lie and the other to believe it."
The sexually confused fresher was probably getting off on the idea of adrenalin and death and women in skimpy dangerous-sports clothing with shiny helmets and lots of metal buckles and tight nylon ropes.
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