Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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"Don't worry luv...."".....we'll tell them we went the restaurant and she did a runner."
Signed Mr Mccann
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:35,
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Cor blimey.You don't see an Always Hilarious And Topical Maddy Joke for months and then two come along.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:02,
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Well it's lucky thatthis hasn't been done. Otherwise you'd look like a total hypocrite, calling people out for being unoriginal.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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