Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Las Vegas?Christmas special? Shoulder length curly hair? Elvis innit.
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I never thought of it that way - what if they thought I was some mong celebrity?I take some solace in the fact that Russell Brand and Howard Donald aren't that well known in the US. But what if they thought I was Mr. Bean?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:31,
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I CALLENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:43,
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Well, at least you didn't assume Shane MacGowan, Clint Howard or Marty Feldman(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:44,
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