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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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and, as it happens, my own employment is owed to a particularly heinous untruth - No drugs mind.
But don't worry, they'll probably flush me out at the spending review, shhhhhhhhhhhhh
( , Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
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