Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I feel your pain
I totally understand, having also recently been made redundant. The thought of applying for a job because I just need one fills me with dread, due to the fact you can't just say 'I need a job because I don't have one'. Apparently, places will only hire you if they believe this is the role you've worked your entire life to find. Not just because you need to pay the rent and feed yourself.
I really hope you manage to find something before crunch time.
( , Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I totally understand, having also recently been made redundant. The thought of applying for a job because I just need one fills me with dread, due to the fact you can't just say 'I need a job because I don't have one'. Apparently, places will only hire you if they believe this is the role you've worked your entire life to find. Not just because you need to pay the rent and feed yourself.
I really hope you manage to find something before crunch time.
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