Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Sounds all right
If I had to join the armed forces, the RAF would be the choice I'd choose too. Partly because I'm a coward, partly because I'm not stupid enough to put myself in harms way. Stay on the ground and fix the planes for six years and come out with qualifications which will be sought after in civil aviation.
( , Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:47, Reply)
If I had to join the armed forces, the RAF would be the choice I'd choose too. Partly because I'm a coward, partly because I'm not stupid enough to put myself in harms way. Stay on the ground and fix the planes for six years and come out with qualifications which will be sought after in civil aviation.
( , Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:47, Reply)
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