Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Hey Foochan! Foochan! Can you hear me from your pedastall?
Just so I know, because I am clearly not as cleaver as you, what are the correct reasons for wanting to join the military? Seeing as a means to an end and giving at least the minimum terms service isn't enough.
After all I wouldn't want the significant wages I may earn which you be paying for to go to waste.
( , Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Just so I know, because I am clearly not as cleaver as you, what are the correct reasons for wanting to join the military? Seeing as a means to an end and giving at least the minimum terms service isn't enough.
After all I wouldn't want the significant wages I may earn which you be paying for to go to waste.
( , Sat 14 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)
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