Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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A friend of mine...Is an archaeologist and took a uni class out with him on a fieldtrip. Uni bank card was only for fuel, but being out in the middle of nowhere in outback Australia, the roadhouse also sold beer. My mate asked him whether he could slip a few cartons onto the bill, but the lad wasn't having that. My mate had to tell disappointed students - no beer! One of the students piped up and said that he would fix it. About 20 mins later, roadhouse manager came out and asked how many cartons my mate would like. Turns out the student's dad managed Shell Australia, the roadhouse was using Shell and was probably the first time that the lad got a call from anyone like a big bossman. Drinks all round.
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