Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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RP: Ogg the CavemanMy mate, Ogg the Caveman, faked something once with devastating consequences.
He was a big guy, and him and his mate Ugg used to help out around the peaceful cave-man community by moving heavy things around. They'd happily pick up rocks and stuff, and put them where they were needed. They were always competing to see who could lift the biggest rock, so people would ask "Who put that rock there?" and they would proudly say.
One day, a little cave-boy pointed up to the mountain, and said "OK, who put that rock there then?"
Ogg and Ugg looked at each other, and Ogg had an idea. "Our enormous friend, Godd," said Ogg, not realizing that he had just faked certain knowledge based on sod all.
Before they could correct the boy, the boy had told everyone, a schism had whipped through the cave-man community and Ogg and Ugg were burned as heretics using the newly discovered stuff "fire".
So now you know where religion came from.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 23:10,
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