Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I know that indulgent teacher smile 'n' nod well......but it was my dad's lie. He told me that he'd been to Africa, where his VW Kombi broke down and a gorilla helped him fix it. I believed him and regaled my classmates with this wondrous Tell (I had nothing to Show).
*wince*
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