Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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The holiest of massive drugs
A bloke told me this story when I was at my nan's wake a few years ago. I was sat outside the pub having a cigarette and we got onto the discussion of drugs (for some reason).
Anyhoo, he told me a story about how him and a few of his mates had experimented with LSD many years ago and how one of his unsuspecting friends has been spiked and had spent the next few hours sat in the garden 'discovering God'. His friend had walked back in totally unaware that his discovery was based on a coctail of lies and mind altering drugs and exclaimed that as a result of his experience he was going to devote his life to God.
That chap is now a priest.
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:36, 3 replies)
A bloke told me this story when I was at my nan's wake a few years ago. I was sat outside the pub having a cigarette and we got onto the discussion of drugs (for some reason).
Anyhoo, he told me a story about how him and a few of his mates had experimented with LSD many years ago and how one of his unsuspecting friends has been spiked and had spent the next few hours sat in the garden 'discovering God'. His friend had walked back in totally unaware that his discovery was based on a coctail of lies and mind altering drugs and exclaimed that as a result of his experience he was going to devote his life to God.
That chap is now a priest.
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:36, 3 replies)
Somebody
should probably tell the poor bugger.
Fear I share Cameltoad's scepticism on this one though. Having once been a Honda Accord Type R driver and hence very familiar with supermodel vaginas and the effects of narcotics; I suggest that anyone unlucky enough to be spiked with acid and left alone in a garden would experience severe mental trauma possibly necessitating hospitalisation and sedation.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:46, closed)
should probably tell the poor bugger.
Fear I share Cameltoad's scepticism on this one though. Having once been a Honda Accord Type R driver and hence very familiar with supermodel vaginas and the effects of narcotics; I suggest that anyone unlucky enough to be spiked with acid and left alone in a garden would experience severe mental trauma possibly necessitating hospitalisation and sedation.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:46, closed)
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