Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Somebodyshould probably tell the poor bugger.
Fear I share Cameltoad's scepticism on this one though. Having once been a Honda Accord Type R driver and hence very familiar with supermodel vaginas and the effects of narcotics; I suggest that anyone unlucky enough to be spiked with acid and left alone in a garden would experience severe mental trauma possibly necessitating hospitalisation and sedation.
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