Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Everybody should have a Bunbury...although I do think youmight have sent Dave back to Oz...or given him a contagious disease...or made him a recluse with his wee collected in jam jars...or very very ugly...or agoraphobic...or really really rich and too posh to meet the likes of her...or a your lover, that would have cooled her desire to meet him.
It's fun to have an imaginary friend
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seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 6:31,
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