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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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While we're on the subject of Autism, what the shuddering fuck is going on here...
And there's nothing to stop me continuing my reign as the High Priest of The Church Of Ding. And Keeper Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding.
Current other members:
Scott: Chief Acolyte. Excommunicated.
Lord Gnome: Chief Acolyte and Keeper Of The Seven Keys.
Broadsword: Head of The Incoherent Inquisition.
Kersal Missive: Head of The Vestigal Virgins.
Postal Ninja: Head Ninja and Keeper Of The Letters.
MooCow Byter: Bishop. Excommunicated for meat heresy.
Druid: Minister.
Monk3yspunkmop3d: Vicar.
90Nz0: Chief Scribe.
Wynoh: Bard.
spacefish: Vicar.
Noit: Vicar.
Cap'n Tallbeard: Vicar.
Theoban: Archbishop.
Spider Riviera: Bishop. Keeper Of The Prawn Crackers.
BatDyke: Mother Superior.
Kristine: Dominatrix
GrandmaOfShoes: Head Choirboy.
Lightguy: Vicar.
Just Harry: Vicar.
TBL: Vicar.
Zouwan: Head Missionary and Bishop Of China. Demoted to probationary choirboy.
Dilligaf: New Head Missionary. Excommunicated for failing to RESPECT. MY. AUTHOR.IT.AY!
hot white cum YEAH!: Bishop.
21st September is Axolotl Day.
5th December is International Day Of The Ninja. Bring your own smoke bombs.
6th June is SLAYER Day. RIFF! www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:33, 3 replies)
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