Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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...actually there's a guy down my local who thinks I'm a doctorthe first few times he asked for my opinion I'd explain I wasn't a doctor, but he stuck to his guns and still comes to me for a second opinion.
He's a funny fella, not stupid, just other worldly. During the eclipse in 1999 he walked into the pub for a pre-lunch livener exclaiming "there's a storm coming, it's pitch black out there". bless.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:43,
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