Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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NeighboursBack in the day, I once told my mother that Helen Daniels died of a heroin overdose. I've no idea why she believed me but she, and the people she told, were rather disappointed when she died in her sleep, peacefully.
Now my mother doesn't believe anything I tell her.
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!Wasn't she kicked in the Bungle Bungles?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:28,
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the one off Neighbours?Or are you a coroner?
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:38,
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